BITCHING ALERT ! BITCHING ALERT !
I hate bureaucracy. Stupid rules are tripping me up! I want to strangle someone, preferably those people who placed me in this predicament, but instead I have to contain all this frustration and pretend it's okay. I hate this.
Food is my only comfort. Tonight we're cooking again - black pepper beef and broccoli! Mmm.
I hope it totally pisses off Shari, who is our All-American neighbor. She shares the same kitchen with us, and has more than on one occasion proved herself to be The Obnoxious Loud American. One time, when I invited Yi's friend over for dinner (he's studying at Bath too), she started slamming chairs around the kitchen, and giving us attitude.
Me : "Shari, do you need this pot?" (holding on to used pot filled with water)
Shari : "No, I don't care! I just want the stove." (snarky tone)
Me : "...." (ignores the first time; maybe she doesn't mean it that way. You know, like, how the French say "I don't care" but they don't mean it rudely)
Next incident.
Lucas comes in, I introduce him to Coralie (who's in the kitchen as well) and Shari, and Shari barely says hi to him. Not a very nice welcome for him, especially since it's the first time he's meeting me and Mon and Yang, and I could tell he felt very out of place at first. Then, Shari starts to pull out more chairs very loudly, seeing that we have more people than before. She's literally slamming the chairs around. We're all a little startled at the noise.
Mon : "Shari, do you need more space?" (starts moving our chairs to one side of the table)
Shari : "No, I don't care! I just want a CHAIR." (doubly snarky) Looks over at Lucas and says, "Oh you'll get used to me. I'm American." (smiles forcedly)
Lucas of course just plays this off and doesn't think much of it, but I'm super pissed she's treating my new guest like this and giving all of us attitude while he's there. Seriously. What the fuck, biatch.
Just yesterday night, S was in the kitchen alone with me, and both of us were preparing our dinners. So I just asked her chirpily, "So what are you making?" to which her brilliantly icy reply was, "Tuna".
She seriously just said, tuna. That stumped me totally, because... um. Hello dood, how do you make tuna? Especially when you are holding on to an um, tuna can? Is she being a bimbo, or just being rude? Either way.
The funny thing is, she's so fugly that she really doesn't have very much to be obnoxious about. And I'm honest about the fugly bit. :)
You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
There's nothing to cry about
'Cos we'll hold each other soon
- "I Will Follow You Into The Dark", Death Cab for Cutie
Food is my only comfort. Tonight we're cooking again - black pepper beef and broccoli! Mmm.
I hope it totally pisses off Shari, who is our All-American neighbor. She shares the same kitchen with us, and has more than on one occasion proved herself to be The Obnoxious Loud American. One time, when I invited Yi's friend over for dinner (he's studying at Bath too), she started slamming chairs around the kitchen, and giving us attitude.
Me : "Shari, do you need this pot?" (holding on to used pot filled with water)
Shari : "No, I don't care! I just want the stove." (snarky tone)
Me : "...." (ignores the first time; maybe she doesn't mean it that way. You know, like, how the French say "I don't care" but they don't mean it rudely)
Next incident.
Lucas comes in, I introduce him to Coralie (who's in the kitchen as well) and Shari, and Shari barely says hi to him. Not a very nice welcome for him, especially since it's the first time he's meeting me and Mon and Yang, and I could tell he felt very out of place at first. Then, Shari starts to pull out more chairs very loudly, seeing that we have more people than before. She's literally slamming the chairs around. We're all a little startled at the noise.
Mon : "Shari, do you need more space?" (starts moving our chairs to one side of the table)
Shari : "No, I don't care! I just want a CHAIR." (doubly snarky) Looks over at Lucas and says, "Oh you'll get used to me. I'm American." (smiles forcedly)
Lucas of course just plays this off and doesn't think much of it, but I'm super pissed she's treating my new guest like this and giving all of us attitude while he's there. Seriously. What the fuck, biatch.
Just yesterday night, S was in the kitchen alone with me, and both of us were preparing our dinners. So I just asked her chirpily, "So what are you making?" to which her brilliantly icy reply was, "Tuna".
She seriously just said, tuna. That stumped me totally, because... um. Hello dood, how do you make tuna? Especially when you are holding on to an um, tuna can? Is she being a bimbo, or just being rude? Either way.
The funny thing is, she's so fugly that she really doesn't have very much to be obnoxious about. And I'm honest about the fugly bit. :)
You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
There's nothing to cry about
'Cos we'll hold each other soon
- "I Will Follow You Into The Dark", Death Cab for Cutie
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